The Victoria’s Secret catalog just got a whole lot uglier.

Gisele Bundchen is set to turn in her wings as Vicki S. top angel, confirmed her very own sister, to a Brazilian website. Apparently the hot body thought she was worth a cool five mil a year — the lingerie company disagreed.

“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” a source told Page Six. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”

Poor Gisele will now have to take comfort in the other 28 lucrative modeling contracts she has hooked up. If that doesn’t work, I’ve heard that into the arms of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is a nice place to fall.

In what I can only imagine is some dangerous, misguided attempt to compete with the Rosie Quits/Hasselbeck Baby headline-making going on over at ‘The View’, fellow talker host Ellen DeGeneres injured her back — badly, it would seem — over the weekend, and as a result will conduct her Q&As this week lying down in a hospital bed posited center stage on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show.’

Among the guests being chatted up by the lying-down Ellen are Ryan Seacrest (on today) and Lindsay Lohan (on tomorrow).

Ellen is expected to disclose on air exactly how this unfortunate, unfortunate sweeps twist came to be.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, Gym Class Heroes lead Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest now together own a place where they say “all our loser friends can hang out” - Angels & Kings on East 11th Street in New York City.

Pete tells Page Six he wanted a place for his friends to kick back without being hassled by strict door policies and pretentious, uptight atmosphere.

“It’s different when you want to bring your friends to a place . . . and maybe we’re just not cool enough to get in. We really just want someplace where we can hang out and be ourselves.”

Jamison cheekily adds his idea of a club was “a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble.”

It is likely Ashlee Simpson is not aware of his wicked intent.

GARCELLE BEAUVAIS-NILON showed some leg in a Geren Ford dress at the People magazine Grammy bash in West Hollywood. Meanwhile, TIFFANI THIESSEN looked simply delicious in silky chocolate brown at the recent Grand Prix Charity Gala in Las Vegas.

Hundreds of eager shoppers queued to be the first to experience the hotly anticipated Kate Moss clothing range, which was finally revealed tonight at Topshop’s flagship London store.

The British supermodel appeared amongst the store’s mannequins for the many photographers outside, dazzling in one of her creations, a long $400 red dress, one of many garments on offer including her trademark skinny jeans and sawn-off shorts.

Sadly, Kate’s beau, Pete Doherty, was unable to attend the event — he was too busy getting fitted for an opiate-suppressing device.

Mr. Big is right!

Chris Noth, the man who made a name out of an adjective on ‘Sex and the City’, proudly showed off his robust physique yesterday while vacationing on the beaches of — you guessed it — Maui.

While he’s no Daniel Craig, I doubt any of you would kick him out of bed for getting crumbs in the sheets.

The internet is abuzz with this photo of Britney Spears apparently gracing the upcoming issue of W magazine….

….but I smell a Photoshopping rat.

Platinum blonde babe David Beckham showed off his lastest look to herds of soccer fans last night when his team, Real Madrid, took on the Atletico Bilbao at the Coliseum Alfonso Perez in Getafe, Spain.

I may have a heart made of granite, but even I cooed a little after seeing this photo of Nicole Richie and BF Joel Madden sharing a romantic kiss before parting ways at the Taronga Park Zoo in Sydney, Australia.

Aww, so sweet.

Ok, I’m over. Would you take a look at that outfit? What was she thinking? Bring back Rachel Zoe!

Presidential hopeful Democratic Sen. Barack Obama enjoys a performance by musical icon Steve Wonder at the First AME Church yesterday in Los Angeles.

If you think the Prada turban that Ashley Olsen has been rocking all season is hot, check out Bjork’s head candy at the Coachella Music Festival in Palm Springs over the weekend.

Performing last under the stars, on the opening night, she wooed a star-studded audience with a multi-coloured, giant polka dot, Aladdin genie-esque combo.

Six months pregnant has never looked so beautiful!

Keri Russell proves that pregnant women really do have a natural glow at last night’s Tribeca Film Festival premiere of ‘Waitress’ in New York City.

Only a girl as beauitful as Felicity can pull off that shower curtain of a dress. Do not try this at home.

Do-gooder starlet Hilary Duff proudly showed off her new fringe bangs at last night’s National Kidney Foundation Gala in Los Angeles.

Do we love it or do we love it?

Hollywood bombshell Eva Mendes looking her usual glam self at the pre-screen party for her new ‘mockumentary’ called ‘Live!’ at New York City’s Tribeca Film Festival.

Eva plays a television executive who develops what she hopes will become the most watched television programme of all time, the ultimate reality show where contestants play Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

Wait a minute — didn’t ‘Laguna Beach’ star Jason Wahler already invent that game?

Courtney Love says she plans to sell most of her dead husband Kurt Cobain’s belongings.

The 42-year-old rocker tells Spinner.com: “I’m going to have a Christie’s auction. (My house) is like a mausoleum. My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant … bag full of flannel … shirts. A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we’ll just … sell.”

And before you accuse Courtney of cashing in on her husband’s suicide once again, she is quick to reveal that this is all part of her healing process. “I still wear his pajamas to bed,” she says. “How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt’s pajamas?”

With a face like that, I think her sleeping attire is the last thing Courtney needs to worry about when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.