April 6, 2007, 4:07 pm
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Kelly Osbourne and guests showed up at what they thought was a party last night, but instead were at the Global Warming event.

Once told of her whereabouts, Kelly reportedly replied, “Screw the environment” and made a sharp exit.

The reason behind Kelly’s indifference towards the environment? Her insatiable appetite for the world’s limited lycra resources.


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oh, Kelly is so intelligent. She looks horrible now, she gained weight again.

Comment by parissucksliterally

That is very unfortunate that she feels that way.

That being said.

I hope she stops letting GreenHouse Gasses out of her Ass!

Comment by B :)

psl, did you see that nasty pic of her on dlisted? Where she looks like a walking, talking bleached whale with white mickey mouse shades? She needs to pull a Jack Osbourne and get her ass to the treadmill.

Comment by Aysla

Real nice, Kelly. Maybe if you cared more about the environment you wouldn’t be such a fat ass.

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Comment by dsfasdfasd

she’s completely vulgar, a sad representative for England

Comment by ll

spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Comment by dottcomm1

What a fat slob. This doesn’t surprise me.

Comment by 4PetesSake

it’s just kelly. world wouldn’t be saved
even if she gave up all her spandex or if
she lost 20 pounds.

Comment by i'm just a one penguin what can i do?

Spandex is a privlege, not a right. Amen dottcom! Couldn’t have said it better.

Comment by whatever

haha! damn straight, dott and whatever. i can’t tell if those legging things are supposed to be somewhat transparent or if they’re just so goddamn tight, the light reflecting off of them makes it look that way.
she’s wearing a bad wig too.

Comment by april

Remember Sharon’s show? She said you could tell when her kids were clean because they put on weight… That was before Jack started working out and doing reality TV so maybe it no longer applies.

Are those tattoos on the tops of her feet? That had to hurt!

Comment by Barks

omg gotta love kelly.
global warming is soooooo overrated.

Comment by Maya

wow that’s sad. i thought she was a cool chick.

good for her she looks ridiculous in these leggings.

Comment by mylene

dsfasdfasd: I agree, Kelly has gained weight and she’s DEFINITELY not looking her best, but if you claim she is the “fattest person you’ve ever seen in your life,” your eyes are obviously not fully open to what the rest of the world looks like. Take Rosie O’Donnell (sp?) for example. That’s like putting a whale next to a sea otter and claiming the otter is the hugest thing in the sea!

Comment by Someone

Does she put make-up on her feet to try to hide those tattoos or are they just really that faded?

Comment by Someone

Imagine how hot those skulls on her feet are gonna look when she’s a grandma….mmmm classy!
I think Kelly is really disgusting. It’s not like her weight is a medical problem or anything it’s just due to her own laziness and lack of self discipline. Personally I couldn’t do that to my body, your body has to take you all through your life you only get one so treat it well and don’t stuff it full of crap! There I’ve said my piece hahaa

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