April 7, 2007, 9:10 pm
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Screw David and Victoria — it’s all about the Jordanization of America!

Britian’s tabloid royal couple, a.k.a. Katie Price and hubby Peter Andre, have safely landed in L.A. and they haven’t skipped a beat when it comes to seeing and (more importantly) being seen.

With two days before they kick off a promo campaign pimping their new E! reality series, the tantasic couple hit up paparazzi haven Mr Chow last night to feast on some free press.

So, will do these cosmetically-enhanced Brits have what it takes to be the new Nick and Jessica of reality TV?  Only time will tell….. 


15 Comments so far
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tacky, trashy, tasteless.

Comment by moo moo

From the front she hardly looks pregnant.Must be nice. She IS pretty. Her boobs are too big – comically big.

Comment by keller

what a cheap and trashy couple ! Unlike The Beckhams ! She is just 3th page topless model, I don’t know her hubby and you compare them with aka Spice Girls (one of the biggest girl band member) and the former England Captain who is the most famous athlete in the world ! What a comparaison !!

Comment by viole

please throw her in the ocean and let her use her flotation devices to sail home.

why are they here? we don’t want them! we have enough loser reality stars!

Comment by parissucksliterally

Jesus, cover those things up….you can see her booby stretch marks coming out of the top of her dress

Comment by Aiden

ALERT! this is not a test…they are really here. These two are the BEST, they are the ultimate manufactered couple, they make our home grown lowlife celebraties look completly sane in comparison. If you don’t know about them I beg you to enjoy Jordan’s/katie’s performance in a UK singing competition. It is so wrong on so many levels, a true train wreck you can’t not watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZ__Ic2Qmc

Comment by Mac in Laguna

Great… another person to help lower the cultural standards of girls everywhere (as well as self-respect). I foresee many crotch shots in the future.

Anyway, I just realized something… Candy Blackmail hasn’t been around in a while. Where’d she go??

Comment by Aysla

^Mac, you ruined 30 seconds of my life I’ll never get back lol. I clicked on that link and HOLY SHIT, her singing is like nails on a chalkboard.

Comment by Aysla

after she gives birth she really should go for a part in baywatch. it would be impossible for her to sank with those suckers, even so that she could become a real life guard and save people and not just fake one like pam who’s boobs are so mediocre when compared to jordan’s.

Comment by green

This woman disgusts me. One of her sons has tons of birth defects because she drank heavily and used drugs during his pregnancy. I seriously can’t stand her.

Comment by Truly

I am sick of this kind of trash being propped up for us to admire & emulate. Disgusting.

Comment by spinner

who are these fugly bastards?

Comment by starr

I’ve never heard of these two and could care less.

Comment by Barks

Her boobs look ridiculously big here!! I think a lot of people judge girls by their boobs though. Just because they have implants it does not mean they are dumb, in fact a lot of the time its the opposite because they know that big boobs sell and get attention, which is very important in the entertainment industry.
‘Jordan’ is just her character she plays up for the press, normally she’s just Katie Price. It’s all just an act. I think their reality show would be hilarious.

Comment by Stephi

wow her face isnt as bad as i though before…she would have been pretty if she wouldnt have ruined herself by getting those giant breasts

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