THE KING AND QUEEN OF LONDON GET PIERCED
April 10, 2007, 9:15 pm
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British imports Jordan and hubby Peter Andre continue to do America in style by hitting up a local West Hollywood tattoo parlor for piercings.

Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, whose pregnancy appears to have shifted up into her breasts, was mum when it came to the location of her new hole, but revealed it would give her “much enjoyment.”

Collective eww on three: 1, 2, 3!

Over the next two weeks, the shamelessly tacky duo will be promoting ‘When Jordan Met Andre’, the ITV reality series which followed their lives after they fell for each other on ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.’ E! Entertainment snapped up the rights to the show – which aired in the UK in 2004 – and will broadcast it Stateside on April 21.

Jordan and her husband have rented this luxurious Beverly Hills residence for their two-week stay.  Not too shabby for a couple of wankers who leave most people gobsmacked by their taste.  (And that concludes my attempt at British slang.)

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What a stupid worthless piece of trash. Why would you get a piercing when you were pregnant like that? They should stop by Britney’s and hang they seem like they are in the same league of trailor trash.

Comment by my2cents

Is it ok to get pierced when pregnant?

Comment by me

Britney and her should be BFFs!!! They are two peas in a pod!

Comment by lolly

My eyes hurt, they’re not used to such high levels of tacky.

Comment by Anonymous

Which one is the queen, again?

Comment by Papi's Puta

I think its fine to get pierces when pregnant but if the hole is where she has hinted it is then i hope she is getting a cesarean because that shit would be HURT if she had a natural birth with a piercing down there!
That picture is absolutely hilarious…she looks like a little chubby canary or something with skinny little bird legs. Her boobs are bigger than her pregnant belly!

Comment by Stephi

Some people just shouldn’t procreate.

Comment by 4PetesSake

She’s tacky, but the truth is he’s really not bad at all. Kind of easy on the eyes unless he puts on weight, which he does from time to time.

Comment by Jim

someone on x-17 commented that Jordan looks like Nick Lachey wearing make-up! ROFL…it’s true!

Comment by parissucksliterally

I am sorry to burst your bubble but i think jordan and peter are great.she has made a fortune making fun of herself, but apart from that she is a great mum, She has a disabled son who she dotes on and as for the piercing who cares.

Comment by sara

“KING & QUEEN OF LONDON” – NOT! THEY DON’T EVEN LIVE IN LONDON – LONDON HAS MUCH BIGGER CELEBS THAN THESE TO TRASHY LOSERS!

Comment by Zara

Looks like she´s having twins…

Comment by Anony

she looks AWFUL i dont understand why she is famous

Comment by Anonymous




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