PAULA IS A DIVA IN THE AIR
April 18, 2007, 2:11 pm
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Paula Abdul is known as the “nice” judge on ‘American Idol’ but after this story, you might be rethinking that idea.

You see, Paula attempted to get star treatment on a recent Southwest flight from San Jose to Burbank, but encountered a problem when she was told there was no first class section on the plane.

“She asked to be let on the plane and seated first,” a witness told Star. When Paula was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she blasted, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!”

Proving that the public does not view Paula as the diva she thinks she is, passengers began calling her out for her actions. “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else,” one reportedly yelled.

You’ll have to excuse my Paula. The combination of a high blood alcohol content and increasing altitudes causes adverse reactions. After a few painkillers and numerous shots of whiskey, Paula returned to her seat and resumed life as the lovably unintelligeable lush.

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god, i can’t wait until this show is taken off of the air

Comment by yeahso?

This show so sucks. A radio DJ here in Oklahoma (BOB FM 96.9) states she went to an airing of AI, and it is so staged & fake that she will never watch it again.
I watched it once with DOUGHTERY, and knew it was a rip when he got voted off.

Comment by Red

how does she not know that Southwest is the “Greyhound of the Air”?

Comment by parissucksliterally

someone trying to drop ‘celeb’ status on Southwest… frickin priceless…

Comment by Anonymous

I doubt this story is real at all. No other pics from camera phones, etc. – if it was true, someone would have had a video phone take of it… total bs

Comment by fake

I think its funny she’s flying Southwest.

I tried to pre-board on a SW flight to Phoenix once, I figured my head full of gray hair would make me appear elderly (I am a member of AARP). The steward told me I was in too good of shape to be considered elderly.

I was so heady from the compliment I didn’t even feel rejected!

Comment by Barks

IF that story is true, it’s hilarious … especially the part about “You’re no Sanjaya…” I have to wonder, though, why on earth she’s flying Southwest? It’s a fleet of airborne cattle cars. How could anyone who’s lived in CA for so long not know that?

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paula flies SW frequently; her last plane incident happened with SW too…come to think of it, this story sounds recycled, with the sanjaya line thrown in…

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