Uh-oh! After months and months of searching for the perfect LA home, it appears David and Victoria Beckham are struggling to find a place. Why, you ask? Cuz David the cheapskate refuses pay for a house whose price suddenly increases simply because of the names of the interested buyers.

Normally I’d think this is very cheap for a guy who just signed a $250 million contract with the LA Galaxy, but when you’re investing all your dough in tans, blonde highlights and eyebrow waxing, you gotta cut corners somewhere!

‘Las Vegas’ babe MOLLY SIMS took a modern take on the flirty strapless number, rocking open-toe heels and a leather bomber jacket at The Art of Elysium event in New York City. Meanwhile, ‘Grindhouse’ star ROSE MCGOWAN let the polka dots speak for themselves, opting to go classic in simple nude Christian Louboutin pumps.

Tom Brady‘s latest squeeze, Gisele Bundchen — she’s the one who isn’t pregnant — was the special guest at the Vogue Fantasy Chic Shack Beach Party last night at Miami’s Tottem Gardens. The party celebrated the launch of Vogue eyewear.

Bobby Trendy showed up at last night’s Phyllis Morris Gala on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles, showcasing Cristina Ferrare‘s line of luxury home accessories.

It was hard to miss the Liberace of home design thanks to his white satin brocade jacket festooned with hot pink tulle. Trendy had been Anna Nicole Smith‘s designer and their tumultuous relationship was documented on her reality show, ending with her firing him and him threatening to sue her.

When asked of his thoughts on the recent passing of former Playboy Playmate? “It’s sad. It’s such a waste,” Trendy replied, with a momentary well-glossed pout, as he flitted off to pose on an $18 000 bed. The same could be said of his pink tulle.

Even A-listers sometimes find themselves out of milk, as illustrated by Jennifer Garner who was photographed stocking up on essentials at a California supermarket yesterday. And along for the ride with her famous mom was the former ‘Alias’ star’s 15-month-old daughter Violet.

Also helping lighten the chore was hands-on husband and dad Ben Affleck, who stepped in to stow the supplies in the couple’s car before appearing to tease his wife over who should drive.

The 34-year-old stunner recently wrapped work on the thriller ‘The Kingdom’ and has already embarked on filming the dark comedy ‘Juno.’ With another movie, in the pipeline for later in the year, Jen is probably extra keen to make sure she spends as much time as possible with her loved ones – even if it’s in the form of a family outing to the grocery store.

In her latest flick, she plays a former Christian missionary ordered to investigate a series of Biblical-style plagues, and Hilary Swank certainly looked heaven-sent when she arrived at the LA premiere of ‘The Reaping.’

The glamorous 32-year-old Oscar-winner, who’s earned a reputation for effortless elegance with outfits such as the backless Guy Laroche she wore to the 2005 Oscars, didn’t disappoint when she stepped out to last night’s screening in a scarlet cocktail dress accessorised with a jewelled necklace and matching clutch.

Fellow Oscar gal Charlize Theron stepped out to offer some support.

While dining at Nobu in London recently with wife Victoria, David Beckham’s eyes repeatedly strayed and rested on former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon seated at an adjacent table.

“Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it,” a witness tells Page Six.

Victoria known to flaunt her ample bosom through see through dresses sans a bra had reasons to be incensed by the lack of David’s attention.

“Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything,” the witness added.

It seems David is always getting surgery on that wonky knee of his when he should really be addressing that roaming eye. It’ll get you in trouble every time!

Remember that old rumour that porn princess Jenna Jameson was planning to make her best-selling book, ‘How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,’ into a big screen flick? Well, it seems there is only one thing holding production back — and that’s Jenna’s botched vaginoplasty!

A source says the busty blonde had a little work done “down there” – and is not pleased with it.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,” says the insider.

For those of you who are confused, vaginoplasty, sometimes referred to as rejuvenation of the vagina, is a procedure that can usually correct the problem of stretched vaginal muscles resulting from childbirths. Or in Jenna’s case, one too many 9″ dildos.

After returning to her old block to shill her latest album, Ritmo Latino has banned all CDs by Jennifer Lopez from its many stores, charging the Latina lustress of dissing Hispanic stores.

Yes, nothing is more insulting to Spanish people like producing an all Spanish album with your Puerto Rican husband. She’s so white-washed. Traitor!

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Hours after news of a divorce settlement broke, Britney Spears showed off her million dollar smile as she hit the town hours to celebrate her legal victory.

Britney stayed at the L.A. nightclub for just 30 minutes and then escaped underground to her waiting SUV and drove back to her Hollywood Hills hideaway avoiding media attention.

The recovering singer reached a $1 million divorce settlement with her ex-hubby Kevin Federline.

K-Fed will walk away with much less money than expected because of the airtight pre-nup Brit’s lawyer devised.

The final deal also means Britney and Kevin will have joint custody of their sons – Sean Preston and six-month-old Jayden James.

All’s well that ends well!

Kevin emerged from the five-hour meeting in LA with their lawyers looking rather content as he sucked back on a cigarette.

Adam Levine and the boys and from Maroon 5 are finally back with ‘Makes Me Wonder’, the first video off their sophomore album.

In the vid, the new sexed up and even more gay-friendly Levine cruises around a surreal, sexually charged yet fashionable airport while offering the occasional pouty lip and/or sucking in of the cheeks.

Like Maroon 5’s Grammy-winning ‘Songs About Jane’, its follow-up, ‘It Won’t Be Soon Before Long’, due May 22, features mostly relationship-gone-wrong jams.

Just as Michael Jackson thought it was safe to face the world again a new threat has emerged from the woman who claims she is the real birth mother of his children.

Nona Paris Lola Jackson has filed papers at a court in Los Angeles demanding possession of the singer’s Neverland ranch, as well as joint custody of Jacko’s three children.

The London native alleges she is the mother of 10-year-old Prince, ten, 9-year-old Paris and 5-year-old Blanket.

Most shocking of all? The papers claim MJ’s marriage to his ex-wife Debbie Rowe was never consummated!

Soon someone is gonna tell me that Jacko’s nose is fake or something.

While in New York City for the world premiere of his latest flick, ‘The Tudors,’ Jonathan Rhys-Meyers took advantage of the fabulous shopping the Big Apple offers by going on a shopping spree with his professional beard of two years, Reena Hammer.

Hammer is the daughter of George and Ruby Hammer, the owner of Harrods Spa and co-creator of Ruby & Millie makeup, respectively.

The couple recently broke up but reconciled days before Rhys-Meyers began shilling his latest movie.

Funny how promotional campaigns bring Hollywood couple together, isn’t it?

Britney Spears, estranged hubby Kevin Federline and their respective lawyers are currently in confabulations at the Century City office of Britney’s lawyer Laura Wasser.

Britney drove to the office from her Summit Circle home in a black Escalade with her bodyguard at noon, reports People. Kevin followed 20 minutes later in a white Yukon with the couple’s sons – Sean-P and Jayden-J.

According to TMZ, Britney and Kevin are likely inking the divorce settlement they arrived at shortly before Britney left Promises rehab. Under the terms of settlement Britney will pay $1 million to Kevin and obtain primary physical custody of their sons. Kevin will enjoy visitation rights.

Vivacious vulva vulture Michelle Rodriguez traded the booze for the beach today as the 28-year-old non-working actress took to the sands of South Beach, Miami for some frolicking in the sun.

The former ‘Lost’ star spent the afternoon fingering her way around the beach before finally settling down to munch down on some fruit.